I gotta tell you, when I'm up there performing,
and the band is rocking,
and the audience is right there with you,
it's... it's like, uh,
it's performance, you know, it's indescribable.
It's a long way from stage fright.
That it is.
You guys were so hot tonight.
I was so proud of you.
Thanks.
It felt good.
This feels good.
Very good.
Getting better all the time.
Wait a second.
Now that you're a big, star house band
at the Peach Pit After Dark, what about all those girls
who throw themselves at your feet?
Babe, I don't know how to break this to you,
but you're the only girl here.
Look, uh, my mom's not coming back till tomorrow.
Why don't you spend the night with me?
Ray...
Come on, I know you want to.
I do, but we can't let this happen right now.
Don't.
Man, how am I supposed to stop when we're this close?
You just do, for me, okay?
The energy in this place...
It's a New Evolution.
This is Dan. How may I help you?
Hi, Dan. Brandon Walsh again.
Is Kelly back yet?
Uh, you know, I don't really know.
I'm in the other part of the house.
Well, do me a favor and check for me will you, chief?
It's kind of an emergency.
Sure.
Uh, Sara, do you know where Kelly is?
I think she's outside on the veranda.
Uh, Kelly, uh, it's Brandon Walsh again.
Can you take a message?
Uh...
Can you take the truth?
I'm not sure.
Well, there's your answer, isn't it?
I know. I know.
I've become my own worst limiter.
Exactly.
You can't evolve if you can't reposition yourself.
Brandon, if Kelly's going to flake on us,
we've got to rewrite your opening.
I know, I'm already working on it.
Clare, how do you pronounce this Dr. Hogopian's name?
Hogopian.
Hogopian. Right, thanks.
And you think you have problems.
Hello.
Kelly? Why aren't you here?
Brandon, from the way things look,
I don't think I'm going to get down the hill today.
Not even to man the phones?
Apologize to everyone for me, will you?
I can't believe you're flaking out on this.
Brandon, don't get reflexive on me.
I can't exactly be in two places at once now, can I?
I understand that, but we were supposed to do
this Valentine's Day thing as a couple.
You know, this started out as your event.
This was supposed to be your Alpha House sorority commitment.
You're a strange one to be talking to me about commitment.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
The fact that I have to explain it
is the reason you and I need to talk.
You know what, right now isn't a good time
for this little chat
since we're going live to air in two minutes.
I understand.
I'm sorry to disappoint you.
I'm not disappointed.
Look, I'm happy that everything...
Okay, what did Kelly say?
You can forget about Kelly right now.
I need to find someone to be the love of my life
for the next two minutes.
Well, you know me- I'm always up for a quickie.
Yeah, yeah, I got a thing for blonds.
Donna?
Yeah?
Donna, you're gonna be my Valentine.
- Huh? - It's for a good cause.
Guys, guys, what are you doing?
I know this is Valentine's Day,
but could you, uh, loosen the lip-lock a little bit?
You're the student body president.
You're supposed to be announcing all the acts and activities
and everything going on for the next, uh, what is it, 36 hours.
Can't you see he's busy.
Well, I hate to bother you two,
but I'm not a professional emcee.
I mean, I have trouble improvising without a script.
What am I supposed to say?
David, you're just supposed to say,
Live from the Peach Pit After Dark,
it's California University's Telethon
for the Pediatric Heart Fund.
Ladies and gentlemen, from Los Angeles, California...
Hey, Donna, has Ray been giving you private lessons or what?
Well, any time you need me to fill in for Kelly,
just let me know.
What are you doing for the rest of your life?
Brandon...
That's his fourth trip.
I mean, how is he supposed to fit all that into one cab?
It's a station wagon.
I mean, what sort of person moves into a luxury hotel?
Mm, Howard Hughes,
Heidi Fleiss,
Jack McKay.
Eccentric types with fast money and...
questionable values.
Can't you talk to her?
What's the point?
She doesn't understand the value of...
anything.
Well, that's it.
I'm off.
Are you sure you want to do this?
You guys have been really good to me.
I mean, you took me in when I was a complete wreck,
and I'll never forget it.
But I'm settled now, and I've got money in the bank.
It's time to be on my own.
It might be a good idea to keep it in the bank,
live off the interest.
I know, the Bel Ami Hotel is a little pricey.
But it's so practical.
I mean, I can walk to all the best restaurants.
Not that I would.
I mean, why did I buy a sports car?
It was a joke.
Yeah. Yeah, we knew that.
- Hey, lady, let's go! - Well, I should go.
Thanks for everything.
I mean it.
Good-bye.
Bye.
- Bye. - Take care.
What do you think?
I think she'll be back in two weeks...
flat broke.
Let's get serious for a second
and learn how the money we're raising today
is going to be spent.
For that, I'd like to introduce Dr. Larry...
Hogopian.
...Hogopian, head of Pediatric Cardiology at the med center.
Dr. Larry.
- Thank you, Brandon. - Yes, sir.
Folks, I'd just like to say a few words
about the importance your donation makes
to the medical profession
and our battle against cardiovascular disease.
Heart disease is the number one killer...
Hey, that was a cute bit you did before with Donna.
But I couldn't believe Kelly signing out like that.
Eh, Kelly who?
Oh, things a little rocky?
Everything's gotten weird ever since she signed up
with Finley and his institute for the New Evolution.
Eh, I hate that cult stuff.
It's not a cult, Nat.
It's just a renegade psych teacher without a college.
Oh, that's a relief.
You know, now that you mention it, it might as well be a cult
the way he keeps trying to change her personality.
Don't let that happen.
I've seen how it breaks up family and friends.
It's not very pretty.
You remember Susie French?
Uh, the artist with the buzz cut that used to work here?
Yeah, yeah, she was in a cult?
Her younger sister.
She moved down to South America to join some commune.
Next thing you know, she's drinking Kool-Aid
with Jim Jones and the crew.
- No kidding? - No kidding.
Brando, it was a nightmare.
The family never recovered.
Well, I don't think Kelly's into anything like that.
Yeah, that's what Susie said.
You want these in the laundry room, Mom?
Oh, honey, don't worry about that stuff now.
I tell you, I feel like I died and went to heaven.
You should have seen the size of the shrimp
they served on this cruise.
That midnight buffet just about killed me.
I'm glad you had a good time.
Well, I had the time of my life,
thanks to that sweet girl of yours.
I picked up a set of earrings in Antigua-
I think she's gonna just love 'em.
Yeah, she loves jewelry.
What's this?
Something happen with you two?
Not really. Same old thing.
What's that supposed to mean?
I don't know how to say this, but...
it's hard when you, uh...
when you love someone as much as I do
and you can't...
express it...
sexually.
Now, you listen to me and you listen good.
You don't want to do anything that's gonna muck up
what you got going with Donna.
A love like that is very rare,
very special.
And it would be a crime to throw it all away
'cause you can't control yourself.
I know, I know.
So whatever you do, just be discreet...
and safe.
Don't you just love hotels?
Can't argue with the view, that's for sure.
When you think of all the kinky stuff
that's gone on in this place, it's genuinely inspiring.
Yeah, something tells me that's not what was inspiring Cindy
when she called me in a panic, this morning.
You know, I knew those two weren't as cool about this
as they pretended to be.
They worry.
Well, you don't have to tell me that.
Look, they're nice people,
but you don't know how hard it was for me living there.
I did the best I could.
It started to make me schizo.
I just had to get out of that place.
Most people get an apartment.
Most people would live like this if they could.
Yeah, you're probably right.
I gotta tell you though, living in hotels can get pretty lonely.
Well, lucky me, I've already got my first visitor.
Okay, you'll see.
Pretty soon, you start thinking
the concierge is your best friend.
Well, he seems pretty nice.
I could do worse.
Look, Dylan, don't try and ruin this for me,
'cause it's not going to work.
I don't want to ruin it for you.
Well, then don't.
You know, I'm sorry your hotel years weren't the happiest,
but I've been dying to move on my own, and I'm ready.
Okay, I'm beginning to think
that hooking you up with Jones
was not the best thing I ever did.
Of all the things you did to me,
that's the one you can feel best about.
Just don't get so far out there
that you can't find your way back.
Um, it's Brandon Walsh.
I'm sorry.
I told him to stop calling.
No, no, he's not on the phone.
He's here.
Oh.
Well, what do you expect?
You haven't been clear with him, have you?
It's hard.
There are a lot of strong feelings involved.
You know,
I never would have pegged you for a tease.
I just don't want to hurt him.
Then don't let him twist in the wind.
Kelly,
you're either ready to start the next phase of your life,
or... you aren't.
Right.
You didn't have to leave the telethon for me.
What was I supposed to do after you hung up on me?
Look, if you're going to be sarcastic and hostile,
you can leave right now.
Why is what I said sarcastic or hostile?
I'm merely trying to understand what you're going through.
Unless you're willing to evolve,
you're never going to understand.
Look, Kel, the last thing I want to do
is to label what you're going through.
But it's perfectly normal for you to be experiencing
some sort of post-traumatic stress...
Don't... Brandon, don't...
Please don't psychoanalyze me, all right, Brandon?
I've been trying to tell you that what happened to me
was not a tragedy.
It was a gift.
And with Professor Finley's help
it's all beginning to make so much more sense.
- Okay. - He's taught me so much.
I mean, he's helped me discover
a very different person than what I thought I was.
Or the one you thought you knew.
What am I supposed to do?
Fade away into the sunset
and pretend I don't love you anymore?
Look...
I respect your feelings for what we had.
Whoa, whoa, "what we had"?
Is it over?
Please, don't make this harder than it has to be.
Look...
I want you to do whatever it is
that... to help you evolve and make you happy, but...
I just... I don't want you to evolve without me.
Then why can't you join the New Evolution?
I don't see what one thing has to do with the other?
Why are you being a negator?
Will you stop with the Finley speak?
No, that is not Finley speak, that's me, Brandon.
Okay, so you're telling me
that you don't have any more feelings for me?
It's really this easy for you to blow this off?
No, it's not easy.
Look, Kel...
you're my best friend.
I love you.
I came out here to try to save our relationship,
but if that's not what you want,
if you want to end this right now,
you just say the word, I'll walk away.
I can't say that.
You know, I'm really amazed
to see so many people waiting to see not only one,
but two movies in black and white.
What are you talking about?
This is a perfect Valentine's weekend double feature.
Yeah, assuming you like Fred Astaire, yeah.
He dances a whole lot better than Sylvester Stallone.
Okay, that's a cheap shot.
Here we are at the movie you wanted to see, right?
Why can't you just let it go?
Because you're being totally negative, that's why.
I just hope we don't get stuck in the third row, all right?
I don't think my neck can take it.
Look, if you have your heart set on a Stallone movie,
let's just do it, okay?
Fine, twist my arm.
Hold on a sec, isn't that Peter?
Peter.
Hey, this is a surprise.
Jesse. How are you doing, Andrea?
Fine.
Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?
No. I was planning to ignore you.
Ha, ha, such a kidder.
Hi, I'm Adrienne.
Hi, I'm Jesse.
- This is my wife, Andrea. - Pleasure.
Let me guess... you're either interns
or you're from Peter's poker group.
Actually, neither.
Our daughter Hannah was one of Peter's patients.
Yeah. How's she doing?
Oh, much better, thank you.
Good. Good.
Enjoy the movie.
Uh, you're-you're not staying?
Well, we're...
Oh, come on, come on, get your tickets.
We'll save you some seats. Oh, come on!
Okay, yeah, great.
We'll stay. We'll see you inside.
That will be nice.
- Hey, Donna. - Hi.
So, how's the telethon going?
Well, after this weekend,
I might have to have the phone surgically removed from my ear,
- but other than that, it's good. - Good.
So, are you here to help?
Uh, yeah, and of course to see the show.
- Has Ray been on yet? - Coming up right now.
In fact, I better give him his wardrobe before he gets nervous.
- Okay, well, I'll see you inside. -Okay.
I just flew into LA and, boy, are my lungs black.
I mean, the car and tire companies
must love LA because every time
someone tries to build a public transportation...
Is it just me or is it finally starting to feel
like Valentine's Day?
You've always been a bleeding heart.
Well...
You want to hit the phone bank and play operator a little bit?
- I thought you'd never ask. - Mm-hmm.
Park yourself there.
Okay.
...asking hookers and drug addicts
for directions and star maps.
You know, you have to be creative to live in LA.
Oh, goody, Kelly's here.
What's the shocker?
I thought she'd be too busy evolving.
You really got a thing for her, don't you?
No, but you do.
Thank you so much, Peggy Soo.
If there's any sitcom producers out there,
make sure and sign her now while you still can.
Thank you so much.
Okay, before we go to the big board
and, uh, give the latest totals,
I was hoping to do a dramatic reading
of the entertaining Dickens classic,
"Bleak House. "
Uh, David, maybe they'd rather meet some of the kids
we're trying to raise the money for?
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
What do you say, folks,
"Bleak House" or the kids from the Heart Fund?
The kids from the Heart Fund!
Yeah, all right!
Okay...
Oh, okay, $50.
I just need your, uh, address.
So what did it take to get her here?
I threatened to dance on the telethon unless she came.
Well, I'm just glad she's back with us.
All that Finley and his evolution stuff
is giving me the creeps.
Yeah, no kidding.
Hello, telethon.
Steve? Yeah, hang on.
Steve.
Some guy named Anthony for you.
Make it quick. No personal calls.
This is business, okay?
This is Jade's manager.
Anthony, what's going on?
Okay, who from the studio audience
is going to dig deep into their pockets
and let these kids know that you care?
I've got a hundred bucks, David.
Well, you might want to go grab
that money before he changes his mind.
Poor, Dylan.
He still doesn't know what to do with his life.
The New Evolution could work wonders for him.
Thank you, Dylan McKay for that generous contribution.
If you send another kid down, I've got $300 for him.
You heard her, Laura.
- Go get it. - All right!
Thanks for pledging.
You know the amazing thing is that I'm still doing it.
You know, if you want to survive
in the shmatte business, you better have an eye for design,
and you better be contempo.
Because the name of the game is fabrics.
Forget color, forget price.
Today's woman wants silk blends and natural fibers.
Am I right?
Right.
Now, see, Jesse, your wife has good taste.
One day that's gonna cost you.
You know, I'm so glad that we met you two.
Peter and I just never get a chance to go out
with other married couples, do we honey?
Hmm? Oh, right.
So, Jesse, how's the law career looking?
Uh, I'm just trying to figure out where to do my clerkship.
I have an opportunity to work for Judge Jimenez.
It's a federal court in Boise.
Oh, yeah, he's the one
they keep mentioning for the Supreme Court.
Yeah. Yeah, although right now the issue isn't so much the job
as it is Boise, I guess.
I think we're still exploring our options.
Well, I can relate.
When I was applying to med schools,
going to a place like Creighton was a real possibility.
But Adrienne was...
well, you know.
Adrienne what?
You think for a second I'm gonna live in Nebraska?
So what? So we can get up at the crack of dawn
and watch the corn grow? Uh-uh.
Not in this lifetime, babe.
No, this is one big city girl.
Oh, as a matter of fact, I was in New York last week
for the beginning of Donna Karan's new fall collection.
Mm, it was beautiful.
I went shopping on Fifth Avenue.
Now this saleswoman comes up to me.
Now, is that a funny story or what, huh?
That is hysterical.
That's funny, huh?
You know, I mean if one of my girls did that, she would be
out on her rear end faster than you can say "Anne Klein. "
You know, it's all about service these days.
Nobody pays attention to service.
They gotta think about the customer, you know?
I train my girls: You pay attention to the customer...
Hey, I'm gonna hit the road.
Okay, you were great.
Thanks. Keep hustling the donations.
- I'll see you tomorrow. - Okay.
What happened?
I don't know.
Somehow I must've left my lights on.
My battery's dead.
Need a lift or something?
No, no, I got cables.
I just need someone to give me a charge.
Well, I can do that... and we don't need cables.
What'd you have in mind?
Hopefully, the same thing you do.
Oh, coffee.
I need coffee.
Decaf or regular?
How about intravenous?
How about some earplugs while you're at it.
I don't know how Jerry Lewis does it.
I do.
He sleeps for 11 months, cruises through Labor Day,
goes back to sleep.
David, here, I've been tinkering around with your next bit.
They're rewriting the cue cards as we speak.
Steve, no, I'm not gonna plug Jade again.
- Why not? - It's embarrassing.
They're not coming on till the end of the show.
What, you gonna plug the ventriloquist ten more times?
I don't think so. Just...
Steve, what are you, like their new manager now or what?
No, but Anthony, their manager, has made me part of their posse,
so why not?
Oh, okay, well, just make sure
they're here on time, all right?
Deal.
Hey, guys.
Hi, Donna. You look so awake.
Yeah, well, I wanted to get an early start.
I already ran, washed my hair and did the laundry.
We're working with the Energizer bunny here.
Morning.
LuAnn, hi, it's Donna.
Oh, darlin', I just can't thank you enough for that cruise.
I had the time of my life.
Well, I'm happy for you.
You'll have to tell me all about it when I see you.
- Is Ray there? - Honey,
you just missed him by a heartbeat.
He just stepped out the back door.
Wait, I'll see if I can catch him.
Sorry. He just hopped in his truck and took off.
Did he tell you where he was going?
You know, he didn't.
But I'd guess he went to the market.
We just don't have a thing to eat in this house.
Anyway, sweetheart, I-I picked you up a little something
down in the Caribbean. I sure hope you like it.
I'm sure I will.
And I'll be sure to have Ray call you
just as soon as he gets back.
You take care now, darlin'.
You, too. Bye.
Uh-uh-uh!
You are not getting away that easily.
Look, I got a lot of stuff to do today, Valerie.
Like what,
balance the federal deficit?
Cure cancer?
Buy Donna a Valentine's gift?
But knowing you,
you probably already did that, right?
Let's leave Donna out of this, okay?
Ray, you don't have to feel guilty.
Come here.
I'll call you later.
Ray. Look, I'm assuming you had a good time last night.
I did.
Look, I don't want to be your girlfriend.
No worries, no head trips, no claims.
Like I said, I'll call you later.
Morning.
Afternoon. Nice boots.
Oh, if you're headed for the shower,
you better take a number, okay?
I've gotta be washed, dressed and back on stage in 15 minutes.
Where's Kelly?
Mm... she went out.
How do you know?
'Cause her car's gone.
She probably just went out to get some bagels or something.
Yeah, probably.
Where else would she be, right?
Ah, "Chateau. "
Hey, hey, Anthony. Steve Sanders.
I'm here to pick up the girls.
Good-bye.
Hey.
What's your problem, Anthony?
You're my problem.
And if you don't move,
I'm going to re-move you.
Anthony...
The name is Felix.
Felix?
- Mm-hmm. - Well, if that's the case,
you're in big trouble, bucko.
I'm a personal friend of Jade's manager.
Oh, you are?
Yeah, I am.
And I'm here to escort the girls to the telethon.
So if you'd hurry up and get 'em for me,
I'd really appreciate it.
Look, I don't know how to tell you this, bucko,
but when Jade wants
their laundry picked up, they call Anthony.
When it has to do with their career, they call me.
You?
Yeah.
You're Jade's manager?
That's right.
I...
I don't suppose the girls mentioned anything
about a telethon, huh?
Right again.
Do you suppose I could talk to them?
It's, uh, it's for the Pediatric Heart Fund.
Farmer's Market, Fairfax and Third.
Look for the blue hair, see ya! See ya.
Look, I'm sorry to interrupt
but I'm looking for the music group Jade.
Their manager said they were meeting a limousine here.
You just missed them. They just left.
Oh!
Jade! Jade! Wait up! Wait up!
Jade!
Can I help you?
You're not Jade.
We're having a meeting here.
Sorry.
So, anyway, like I was saying...
May I help you?
I'm looking for Kelly Taylor.
I haven't seen her.
Uh-huh. Where's Finley?
He's processing a tutorial right now.
What are you doing?
You can't go in there.
Scientists have calculated that in the course of a day,
the average human being only uses about eight percent
of his or her brain power.
Now, conceivably, that could mean that we're only using
about eight percent of our souls.
You don't say?
Ah, Mr. Walsh, what an honor.
Have a seat, join us.
No, thanks, I'd rather stand.
Where's Kelly?
Last I saw her, she was sneaking off with you.
Okay, let me tell you how this is gonna work.
Either you tell me where she is right now
or I'm gonna call the police.
Can I have permission to escort this joker outside, sir?
Sit down before you hurt yourself, junior.
What we have here is a classic example
of the unevolved rough beast.
Yeah. Save it for the videotapes. Where is she?
She's not here.
Yes, I am.
What's going on?
Your fellow seems to think we've kidnapped you.
I was in the library
returning the book that you lent me.
Why didn't you leave me a note?
Brandon, I really don't think
this is the place to discuss this.
I'm sorry, Professor Finley.
No, really,
what better lesson for my students than to see
how the failure to block out the beasts can distort your focus?
Wow, that was beautiful, so eloquent.
Let's get out of here.
Don't do that, Brandon.
Don't lose your composure, Kelly.
Stay centered.
Don't filter out who you are.
Leave me alone.
I can't be held back any longer.
I'm sorry.
Don't apologize for your feelings.
Can we talk about this outside?
No.
Okay.
Good-bye.
- All right, Sal, would you stop dogging me? -What's that?
- I said, would you stop dogging me? -There's a dog in here?
No, there's no dogs in here.
- Good, because I hate dogs. - Really, why?
I used to be a tree.
Sal, why don't you tell the folks
where you went just recently...
Oh, yeah, the Heart Fund is made up entirely of volunteer staff.
Well, all the money goes to the kids.
Well, thank you very much.
And your pledge card will be sent to you in the mail.
Okay, thanks.
Yeah, hi, Donna Martin please.
Of course it's important.
I've got a Valentine's Day present for her.
Ray.
Telethon. Andrea speaking.
Medical Center. This is Peter.
Peter.
How did you know I was here?
Well, I was passing by the waiting room
and the telethon was on TV.
And suddenly there was your smiling face to brighten my day.
Well, you know I was really shocked to bump into you guys
at the movies last night.
Yeah. I'm thinking maybe
we should fix Jesse and Adrienne up.
You are bad.
I gotta tell you, when we were all having coffee
and Adrienne was telling her tales of the garment wars
for the third time, I looked over at you
and I started to have this weird fantasy.
Fantasy?
You're going to think I'm corny.
It's Valentine's Day, you're allowed to be corny.
All right.
For a second,
I could hear Irving Berlin's music
and you were Ginger and I was Fred
and we were dancing cheek to cheek.
Andrea? Are you there?
Yeah, uh...
I'm right with you.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
I don't know about you guys, but I couldn't see his lips moving.
But what are moving
are the numbers on our tote board.
It appears as though the message
is finally getting through here,
as you folks at home start to join in...
Steve, where have you been?
Shh, I'm so embarrassed.
Don't ask.
Clare, I really blew it this time.
Well, the girls are great anyway.
What girls?
Joi, Di, and Tonya.
Jade's here?!
Yeah.
And now it's my pleasure to present
Giant Recording artists- Jade.
Ray this is so cool.
Did you really pick it out yourself?
Yeah, I went down to the Jewelry Mart this morning.
Oh, that's where you were when I called?
Busted.
But your mom said you took your truck.
Yeah. So what?
Well, how is that possible if the truck was here last night?
- Uh... -In fact, how did you get home last night?
You guys are taking a picture together.
That's so cute.
I'm jealous.
I'm telling you, Nat,
the whole time I was at the institute,
I just kept thinking this person I'm talking to isn't Kelly.
I mean, I just couldn't get through to her.
Don't be a fool. You've gotta call her back.
I did.
They told me she was focusing in the rumination room
and couldn't be disturbed.
I'm telling you, she's being brainwashed.
What does Donna and Clare have to say about this?
What does her mother say?
What can they say?
They've been frozen out just like me.
There's got to be someone who can get through to her.
Let's hear it again for Jade.
And a special "You Gotta Have a Heart" thank you
to Steve Sanders for making this all possible.
Thank you, Steve.
- You were great. - Thank you.
So you're Steve Sanders?
The one and only.
What happened to you?
You know, I was just gonna ask you guys the same thing.
See, I showed up at your hotel, but you'd already gone.
Didn't Anthony tell you we'd get here ourselves?
I couldn't find Anthony,
but Felix had no idea what I was talking about.
You talked to Felix?
Oh, my God.
You didn't tell him we were doing a freebie, did you?
No.
He's lying.
Me, lying? Hey...
Donna, guess what? Walter Chen said we made
twice as much money this year as last.
That's great.
Kelly doesn't know what she missed.
This has been an incredible weekend, hasn't it?
Yeah.
Man, why can't you just go up there
and talk to her?
Mm, I wouldn't worry about it.
My mom used to get mixed up
with a different bunch of freaks every week, it seemed like.
Dude, I've been to this place, man.
It's seriously bad.
Yeah, so is the KEG House,
but you don't seem to worry about her when she goes there.
And besides, a week ago you were writing articles
in favor of this guy.
Well, a lot can change in a week.
Yep, Kelly moved on and you're not in the picture anymore,
but trust me, you'll survive.
I mean, come on, look, aren't you really worried
that he's up there groping her? That he's after her body?
More like her mind and her money.
Well, then the joke is definitely on him
because she doesn't have any money.
Maybe not compared to you,
but she did get a large settlement from the fire.
Look, I'm not making this up.
You should know better than anybody how people
come after you if they think you're an easy target.
And I'm not just doing this for me.
If I was, you'd probably be the last person on Earth
I'd come to for help.
Look, I know you care about her.
She needs your help.
I'm not doing this for you, okay?
As it should be.
So, tell me about Patrick Finley.
I think we've all earned the right
to toot our own horns a bit here.
We survived the exodus from California University.
We found ourselves a beautiful new educational facility
thanks to the generous support
of Sara and Cecille and their families.
And we're primed to begin our real mission
which is to make the New Evolution accessible
to those who need it the most.
Hear! Hear!
And how proud we are of the progress
made this past week by Kelly Taylor.
What courage she showed in terminating a very close
but destructive relationship.
Now she is unencumbered and ready to begin her evolution.
Let her actions be a shining example to all of you.
Kelly, would you like to say something?
It's just nice to be home.